The Sexsmith Legacy 1.5

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When we last saw our legacy, Commie and Calvin had just gotten married, and I found out that Calvin is a writer and wants a big family. So, in other words, he completely fits how I normally play the game. ;)



Upon getting married, both Commie and Calvin were automatically given a few days off from work. That must be something new with Generations or Seasons, because it's the first I'd seen of it. Anyway, I wasn't too bummed about that, because it gave me a chance to work on Commie's athletic and handiness skills. Calvin swoons at the sight. :)



Calvin-being-a-cute-dad spam. :)



Commie-being-a-cute-mom spam. :)



Commie had a new social option with Calvin--"get frisky". I tried it out, and it appeared to be just Commie tickling Calvin.



But then it led to this. Woo hoo indeed. :)



As you can see, it is now winter in my game. Christmas, or Snowflake Day, or whatever it's called in Sims land, was only a few days away, and Commie wanted to decorate. OMG CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. I was a little irrationally excited to see that I could do this to their house.



Commie and Calvin's first night together as a married couple. Cuddles. Yes.



After her workout the day before, Commie was sore, so Calvin gave her a massage. Yes, much of this entry will be spammed with Commie/Calvin cuteness, get used to it.



Cuteness which leads to hanky-panky... although it apparently wasn't as enjoyable as before, seeing as they both seem to be refusing to look at each other. But all is well and good with me, because I heard that baby jingle... :D



Commie teaching Ricky how to talk.
Commie: If you're as sexy as I am when you grow up, you'll never have to beg for sex. Ever.



Okay, so... here's the thing. This isn't just a picture of Calvin standing there. A second before this picture was taken, he was at the computer, just finishing up his novel (level ten writing skill and all). But then he basically reset himself. The novel is still on the computer, waiting to be "finished", but every time I try, this happens. It happened in another save file I have, too, so this isn't just a glitch contained to this one household. (sighs) My game is quite buggy. Notice the empty bookshelf, too--for a long time in my games, I haven't been able to buy books, either. And now my Sims can't write. I've deleted the mods and custom content I thought would be affecting this and deleted cache files and such, but still, no dice. It's very discouraging, because I guess the only way I can probably fix this is to get rid of ALL of my custom content, which... would suck. Besides, I have a lot of it. Ugh. Although maybe it's a game bug itself and I should look into patches? Now that I think about it, this only started happening when I got Seasons. (The books thing has been going on longer, though.)

Anyhoo, enough with whining about my game not working correctly, back to the story.



I hope she's telling him "I love you" rather than "I have lots of lovers". Even though it's really only two. For now. But not for long, because...



This guy is Quincy. He's Calvin's good friend, Commie's boss, and also apparently a vampire. (Must have became one before I turned off the vampire option in my game settings... not much of a fan of the supernatural stuff in the game (hence why I don't have the Supernatural expansion pack and never will).) In the interest of improving Commie's work performance, she invited him over. It was in no way related to the fact that Commie wants to have sex with three more Sims in three different places. And it is in no way related to the fact that Commie was building a cozy igloo right before he arrived. Nope. Not at all. (shifty eyes)



Quincy actually didn't talk much to either Commie or Calvin at all, but instead built a snowman. Also, yes, the igloo wasn't finished yet at this point.



The next day, Calvin taught Ricky how to walk.
Calvin: I'm family-oriented, this is what I was BORN to do.


Commie, however, has more pressing matters to attend to, and went out to enjoy the great outdoors and finish that igloo. Also, scenery porn.



Then she made snow angels, because she could.



And then she took up air-boxing, apparently. Also, scenery porn. Again.



Calvin was taking a bathroom break, and I saw he had an action in his queue called "yell at peeping tom" or something like that. When I saw who said peeping tom was, it was... this dog. Yeah, Calvin, I'm sure that the dog is staring pervertedly at you while you take a piss. Through the bathroom window, which is too high up to see into, especially for, you know, a DOG.



Commie, meanwhile, called up Vallari. Remember her? And apparently they've dived right into Commie's favorite topic.
Commie: ----------, -------!



Pregnancy baby pop. And... uh, that maternity outerwear makes Commie's books look ridiculous.



She invited Quincy over and they got straight to business.



However, when they tried to woohoo in the igloo, Commie couldn't get in. I don't know if it's because Commie's pregnant or my game's just buggy again or what. At any rate, the furthest they got this day was making out.



Ricky's getting a very good relationship with his imaginary friend. He's also still cute, red eyes and all.



Okay... I have a whole slew of pictures like this, and I could have taken a lot more. Apparently, during her pregnancy, Commie just decided to wander around naked most of the time. Calvin, as you can see, doesn't care too much.



And I mean he REALLY doesn't care. He doesn't even care that she's talking to her boss and the man she's attempting to have an affair with in the nude.



This would have been my preview picture if Commie had been clothed.



seriously commie stop giving me that look and put some damn clothes on


Finally Commie listens to me, and gets back to business upgrading things around the house. It's good to have you back, Commie.



Meanwhile, in the clothed section of the house, Calvin gets Ricky potty trained and we all breathe a sigh of relief.



So, the day following the failed igloo woohoo, I have Commie meet Quincy at the civic center, in hopes of touring city hall and getting down and dirty there. Commie lays on the seduction.
Commie: I want your seed. I don't want it to take root, and besides I'm already pregnant, but I STILL WANT YOUR SEED.



I thought things were going well, but before they could even get inside the building, Quincy left in a huff. Maybe he can't be outside too long, being a vampire and all.



Commie: If I can't have an affair, I guess I'll go back and teach my son how to talk about my favorite subject.
(Ricky has been taught to walk, talk, and go to the bathroom. Toddler goals officially MET. Hellz yeah.)



Commie: So you know that tree in the front yard? Next, fall, YOU'RE gonna be the one raking the--
Calvin: SHH SHUT UP DAMMIT I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV.



Since Calvin's writing career is at a dead end right now, I had him start working on his painting, so we can get a founder portrait of Commie in the near future.



Water broke. Get thee to a hospital, Commie.



And lookie what we have here, arriving on Snowflake Day exactly. :) I was expecting multiples, as I had Commie listen to the kiddy music station while working out and watch the kiddy TV channel while relaxing. But when twins and triplets have been born in my game before (which, admittedly, doesn't happen too often), they've always all been of the same gender, so I was very pleasantly surprised to see Commie popped out one of each.



This is Suzanne, who is perceptive and eccentric. I can already tell she's going to be fun. :)



And this is Santiago, who is absent-minded and a heavy sleeper.



With two new members of the Sexsmith household, I went ahead and built them a new house. Since it was Snowflake day and both Commie and Calvin got bonuses from their jobs, I had a little extra money to be able to, so yay. Here's the aerial view. (For some reason, the shape and shadows of the old house's porch and stairs are still there, so just ignore those.)

And with that, I'm calling it an update! (It's a bit longer than my previous ones, so I think that's probably for the best.) Will Commie ever successfully have an affair? Will Calvin get two more children to complete his hoped-for family of five? Will Ricky grow up to be absolutely evil? Stay tuned! :)