The Sexsmith Legacy 1.6

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Last time on the Sexsmith Legacy, the Sexsmith household grew by two with the addition of the twins, Suzanne and Santiago, and their house was rebuilt and expanded to accommodate. What could possibly go wrong?

(Sorry that this is a longer update than normal. This was two days of playing, not just one like I normally post.)



I will start off this update with CUTE



When not being cute, Calvin is continuing painting. ...What is this even supposed to be? A person? Well, whatever, Calvin got like six bucks for it, so success, I suppose?



...what. You're kidding me. You have to be kidding me. You can't get into your bed? ARGH. This is what I get for liking small, enclosed spaces--they don't translate into the Sims very well.



There, Commie. Is that better? And God help this household with only one bathroom now. :/



Midnight feeding time. And so it begins.



Yes, I aged Ricky up. He was close enough to his birthday anyway, he had learned walking, talking, and potty training, and like hell I'm dealing with three toddlers at once!



And here he is! He got the lucky trait upon aging up, which pleased me. :) But urgh, no pictures of him ever show just how red his eyes are. Trust me, people, they're still blood red.



Winter wasn't going to last much longer, so he immediately went outside to build a snowman so that Quincy's wouldn't be lonely.



And then I aged up the twins as well. Suzanne has her mother's red hair, and her mother's yellow eyes. Alright! I was hoping at least one of her children would inherit her eyes. :)



Santiago also has red hair, and, even though you can't see them in this picture... orange eyes. ORANGE. Three kids with red, yellow, and orange eyes. This isn't the Sexsmith Legacy, this is the Amazing-Technicolor-Dreameyes Legacy!



King Ricky presides over his kingdom. :)



And submarine captain Ricky explores the ocean blue. I love Generations. :)



Oh, Suzanne, you have your mother's pout already.



See? Yellow eyes. Yellow.



adhalahsdfkjlahfadsfffffffff cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute



Santiago: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT ATTENTION TOO DADDY!



Calvin: Here you go!

ffffffffffffffffffffffffff sorry you guys, I obviously have a weakness for cute dads (I married one, for goodness sake), so you'll be seeing a lot of stuff like this but gaaaah I can't help it too cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! (dies)



This would have been Ricky's first day of school, but it was a snow day! Which means, of course, it's time to watch cartoons until your brains fall out. :)



And it's also a good day to teach the twins how to walk! Calvin taught Santiago.



And Commie taught Suzanne. In the boys' room, for some reason.



The imaginary friend still hasn't come to life yet, even though Ricky plays with it all the time. Oh well. I don't really mind... it's still fulfilling both his social and fun need regardless.



He, of course, talks to real people as well... for example, his mother, and about her favorite subject!



With Ricky and Santiago sharing the same room, and Santiago somehow getting on a different sleep schedule than the rest of the house, I'm very thankful for Ricky's heavy sleeper trait.



The next day, after work, Commie met up with some chick who she met online. I don't remember her name, so it's obvious there was no woohoo involved. (isn't that Vallari's top?)



Meanwhile, Calvin taught Suzanne how to talk. If I can, I like to have the parent that didn't teach the kid how to walk how to talk and vice-versa, and then whoever manages to get the potty trained is just luck of the draw. Since Commie taught Suzanne how to walk, Calvin gets to teach her how to talk!



Ricky finally went to school, too! He joined the study club, so his homework performance has really been soaring. Doesn't mean he gets out of doing it, though.



Spousal-TV-bonding time!

Calvin: Dude, you know what would be really good right now? NACHOS. Nachos are the shit.



Commie: Speaking of cheesy and flaky, would you be cool with me having another lover in addition to you? Two's so much better than one.
Calvin: GASP

In all honesty, I don't know how Calvin will react if/when he finds out about Commie's (attempted or successful) affairs. The first lifetime reward I bought for her was the "no jealousy" one.



Further proof of Santiago's out-of-whack sleep schedule, and of Ricky's ability to sleep right through it.



Calvin went back to bed after getting Santiago his bottle, so here's the entire activity of the house at around 2:00 AM. Enjoy your green milk, Santi.



/cutekidspam



That morning, Commie got a most welcome call--someone was asking her out on a date! She said yes, of course.



This is her date, Gwen. I guess only women who share Commie's color of hair and clothing feel forward enough to date her? (And I apologize for how dark the photo is. Of course they had to go on a date the day it was pouring down rain.)



I had Commie tell Gwen an dramatic story, and apparently she launched right into "the one that got away". Gwen, surprisingly, was impressed, so they decided to, ahem, continue to learn and expand their minds by taking a "tour" of City Hall...



And that makes three down, two to go! I'm over halfway done! :D Also, looks like Calvin isn't the only one who has the "I-just-got-laid" walk.



...oh. You too, Commie? Damn. Must have been GOOD. ;)



Back to the kids. Ricky is a cute older brother. :)



uh. what.



We interrupt this update to bring you A WILD HORSE! Okay, now back to your regularly scheduled programming.



Again, this was taken at like two AM. Santiago is officially a night owl.



As much as I liked the layout of their house, I had to eventually admit that it was too cramped for a family of five Sims. (Emphasis on Sims. They can be morons sometimes.) It was time to rebuild--and Commie had just gotten promoted to wingwoman, so they had some extra cash. I kept the house foundation, but took down all the interior walls and made larger, less numerous rooms. Here's the first floor. Also, THANK YOU SPIRAL STAIRCASE. You seriously saved me a lot of space.



And here's the second floor, aka the kids' rooms. I had to change Ricky's bed after this. I gave him a loft bed, but it turns out you can't actually put a desk or dresser or anything under it... so what the hell's the point of it lofting at all? Stupid game. :/



And here's the outside. Yeah, yeah, I know. I hate roofs.



Commie has been too busy with work and affairs to teach Santiago how to talk, but she did manage to get him potty-trained. Now we just need him talking and Suzanne potty trained and all the toddler skills will be met.



I love how content they look when they cuddle. :)



(baby jingle) :D



I took this picture to show off the twins' Sesame Street dolls. Cuddles all around! (And no, I did NOT download the Elmo doll.)



What's that, Commie? Another bun in the oven? ;) She didn't throw up at all her last pregnancy, come to think of it...



More cute parent/kid shots, you know me.



And cute brother/sister shots. (Ricky seems to prefer Suzanne over Santiago.)



And now, for the weird-ass expression shots! This is Commie's...



And this is Calvin's. (Cupping his imaginary boobs?)



Okay. It was late at night, and Calvin was tired and hungry. I had him go have a quick bite to eat for supper before going to bed, but before he even took one bite, he suddenly ran out of the house, still holding his dinner plate.



What the fuck is going on here?



...oh.



As Calvin was busy getting abducted by aliens, Commie's pregnancy started to show. This is what she was wearing. Hell, I'm just glad she's wearing SOMETHING this time. ^^;



And... he's back. (And so is the alien.) At least they let him keep his hot dog.



He managed to get over it enough the next day to get Suzanne fully potty trained. Alright!



Ricky, meanwhile, went to the spring festival (it was Love Day or whatever the spring holiday is called) and collected Easter eggs.



I had Commie start to teach Santiago how to talk, since Calvin taught him how to walk, but she was so exhausted from her pregnancy that she had to go to bed at like 4:00 PM. So Calvin finished up... and apparently chose some rather macabre topics to teach his son to talk about.



AUGH YES YES I BROKE DOWN. Ahem. Commie's Boss, Quincy the vampire, called her and let her know his dog had puppies and asked her if she'd like to adopt one. I have no self control. This is Xena. She's playful and loyal. :)



I may or may not have picked her over her litter mates because of her chest patch, unffff.



Toddler skills learned, birthdays approaching, baby(ies) on the way... it's time to age the twins up! (Because, like I said above, no way in hell am I dealing with three toddlers if I can help it!) Suzanne got the good sense of humor trait.



Santiago, on the other hand, got the snob trait and I dressed him accordingly.



AAAHHH OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUTE



The twins watch TV together. Apart from their different genders, they really look a lot alike.



Ricky joins them! Whatever it is they're watching, though, it must be boring. Suzanne's nearly falling asleep.



XENA YOU ARE SO CUTE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A DACHSHUND HERE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A MUTT



Aw, that's just how my husband cuddles me at night. :D



The contractions begin, Calvin freaks. Although, weirdly enough, he didn't follow her to the hospital this time.



What?! Only one?! Come on, Commie, you listened to kiddy music and watched the kiddy TV channel, and Calvin even had the fertility treatment lifetime reward long before you conceived, what gives? Looks like you'll just have to get pregnant again down the road... (Watch, my luck, THAT'S when she'll get another set of twins. Or triplets. God help me.)

Anyhoo. Meet Lafayette! And I can already tell he's going to be my favorite child of theirs, because he has two traits I love playing with... artistic and evil. HELL YES THEY HAD AN EVIL CHILD. Ahem. I am happy now.

Sorry for an overly long update. Lots happened, though, and hopefully lots will continue to happen! After all, Commie is three-fifths of the way to her lifetime wish, and Calvin's four-fifths... well, he's got four of the five needed children to get his wish. :) Until next time!

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